a-fools-jester

[knifebaby3000]

the wind has carried us too far, it's blown the moon down

[beaversatemygrandma]

Feelin really good about getting my sister a switch for her bday, even if it’ll arrive five days after. And the game will arrive the day after and will sit there mocking her for the next four lmao My dad even went in on half so it wasn’t nearly as large of a chunk of money which is great and he gets a chance to get her a personal gift that’s not a gift card. Two birds with one stone there.

And that means my bday is coming up in less than two weeks. :’D I’ll be 22 which is painful to realize. But yay. Bday.

[dangerous-disposition]

jfc somehow the pandemic has been happening and i HAVEN’T seen any ecofascist posts in the community facebook groups i’m in OR on my neighbourhood’s Nextdoor but then i see this shit

at least the only comment with reactions is one calling them out on how DAMAGING this is lmao

[happyselves]

Missing Birthday { Daniel Ricciardo x reader } /// WARNING EXPLICIT ///

Chapter : One shot inspired by a prompt Rating : Mature / Explicit / NSFW

Words : 3.827

Prompt : Hello there!. can i request a prompt where it was (y/n)’s birthday and he missed daniel so much bcs it’s been 3 weeks since she hadn’t seen him bcs of the triple header. but he completely forgot about her bday and he went out with his friends. and he just realized when he went back to his flat and he saw (y/n) was crying. im so sorry bcs it’s too long, thank you so much😊💓

I am sorry in advance to this anon because I totally switch to something else as I wasn't feeling the Daniel's vibe in this, so I made it my own thing and got carried away ♥

Daniel hated it, he knew that he had to be away for three week the same time as your birthday and will be missing it big time. He knew as well that with the timezone difference he won't probably be able to call you and be there with you at least on the phone to celebrate it and he couldn't do anything about that.

He needed to be 100% with the team that weekend, after the bad result he was trying’ had and of course you understand and you were doing what you can to support him as well and to not show that not having him with youfirst your first birthday as his girlfriend was hurting you.

You hated feeling like this, but you couldn’t help it, it was that big hole in your chest every time you were thinking about him being on the other side of the planet. Will you be alone for this special day? You had left almost everyone to follow him and with the covid restriction there was no way you could see your family or friends that day, they would be there in your heart and a phone call away but you … in that big empty apartment in London waiting for him to come back home.

He had promised you to celebrate it as soon as he heads home, no matter how tired he would be from the timezone. You didn’t want him to put so much effort in it, feeling more bad about him going to so much trouble for a birthday.

What you didn’t know is that Daniel had prepared a couple of surprises. Not being here physically didn’t mean that he wouldn’t be here that day.

When the famous date came, here you were alone, drinking your coffee, ready to spend a long and boring day when the door ring was covering the silence in the room. When you open the door you find a man standing in front of you, hidden by a big bouquet of flowers, your favorite flowers, giving them to you with a little letter attached to it. He leaves you without a word and you close the door.

The flowers were beautiful and the scent was balming the whole room.

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“ My love, I know I am not here for you today, we both know that I wish to be here next to you as you woke up this morning, seeing your pretty face, your messy hair and especially how much I wish to see your reaction as you were receiving those flowers. You know I am not good with words, I’m shitting myself right now but a part of you knows that I am a hopeless romantic. During the day I’ve prepared little things for you. They are hiding in the house for some, and for others you will need to get out of here and explore the city. Call that a tresor hunt if you want to.

I know how difficult it is for you to be alone today. You gave up everything for me and sacrificed so much for us and I will always be grateful for it. I am falling more and more each minute I spend with you and it is the most beautiful disease a man could suffer from. Love because I love you so much baby.

Happy Birthday, and don’t have too much fun without me, keep some so we can have it together

Forever yours, Daniel “

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It was only morning and this man had already made you cry once, he found a way to be present to you without being physically here, creating something special because he knew you would be alone and he didn’t want you to feel alone.

You receive a text from him, just a couples words, instructions to be precise

”On my desk, laptop, you know the password “

You almost run to the office room, sitting on his chair, his already worn hoodie sitting on his chair, his scent tickling your nose, you didn’t hesitate to wear it. It was like he was here with you, hugging you in that hoodie.

You opened the laptop and put the day the first time you two met as the password, of course it opened right away, showing a button play to a video he certainly didn’t make alone. Daniel sucks at technology, he must have asked Blake or Michael to help him set this up.

The video started playing, it was a video of you two on your first date, not a very original place, a park not very well known in the city. You thought the video was done until you heard his voice.

“ You know where to search next, oh and the hoodie, you better send me a picture of you in it there if you want to know the next step “

He had found a way to put excitement in your day, and it gave him such a hard time preparing all this.

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You quickly prepare and run out of the house, driving until the destination, finding the exact spot of where the video was taken. You were remembering everything, how shy you two were, you weren’t even that much of a friend, you just met each other at a party with commun friends. It was a cold day, exactly like this one, the sky was menacing to release the first white and cold cover on the ground. The first snow, you were on vacation in London with a friend before going back to your country and it was your last day.

Without announcing anything to your friends that day you literally ditched them to meet up with that handsome boy that was way too drunk to have any sense when he asked you out, but somehow you weren’t scared, a gut feeling in your heart made you trust him instantly.

You never regretted your choice to go that day, sitting on the ground, watching the river in front of you, couples holding hands as they were enjoying the weather, you had felt his hands caressing the top of yours. Daniel never watched the view, his only view was you that day.

All these memories rushing back into you, you understand what Daniel was trying to do. He was recreating your first unofficial date but very official for you two. The beginning of your story.

Your phone starts buzzing, indicating you receive another text, you haven't forgotten the picture and you quickly send a selfie to him with his hoodie on and read his message.

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“ You and I equal us, if you want something sweet, the rainbow of colour replacing that dark sky in the night will be your next destination but before that remember the day is still early and the light won’t show up yet, where did we go ?”

The only thing you could think about was going to the theater you two went back then and that is why with your car you went to your next place.

Arriving at the cinema you check the movies list as an automatic thing, finding out the same movie you two watched was replaying exclusively today. How could he know, how did he do it, you couldn’t believe that he had taken so much information and given himself this much work for you.

As you wanted to pay your ticket, someone told you it had already been taken care off, giving you everything in your hands, exactly the same stuff you ordered that day, a bag of popcorn with some coke soda to go with it.

Daniel was crazy, he was literally insane to have thought of everything.

You sit in the room, the same place you two were, on the top of it, on the corner where nobody could see you and recognize Daniel back then. You remembered chatting and giggling like two teenagers hiding behind a door after getting caught to a place you two weren’t supposed to be at.

You remind yourself of how your cheeks flutter when your two hands touch again, trying to both reach out for the popcorn. How then his hands decide to find another purpose, sitting on your thigh making you lose focus on the move ahead.

Your stomach jumps by the memory at the same time your phone buzzes again.

“ Tell yourself that I am here just next to you, that we are two sneaky little monster that exchange kisses in a room full of people unaware of anything, my hand slowly caressing your legs and me whispering how much I want you, I go a little bit of scenario here because that’s not what happened that day, but you have no idea how much this idea was trying to burst out of my brain back that day. Enjoy the movie now”

Of course you couldn’t focus on the movie, stress eating your whole popcorn in the beginning of the movie, thinking about his last message. About how he just admitted to you his devilish thoughts back then and how much you two could have shared your first kiss there because you two were thinking about it at the same time. How much you find him extremely attractive even in the dark, the only source of light coming from the screen exposing his perfect features, how much his hands on you made your body react on it’s own and how the thought of it today was still bringing the exact same effect on you today.

You were out of the theater, walking around the streets of London when you received another text.

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“ Remember the message I've sent about finding the rainbow light in the dark sky, well it must start to be the night where you are and it is time for your new quest. You already know where to go, hopefully you remembered as well where we get treats together that day because there is something waiting for you there”

Of course you knew, Winter Wonderland in Hyde Park was here every year for 6 weeks and that is where Daniel brings you on your first date. You even remembered where you two took candy floss. It was way too big for you that your head was hidden behind it, making you hear for the first time Daniel’s genuine laugh out loud. That laugh that was just for you, how proud you felt that day to be the one to get that sound out of him just by being you.

You head to the fun fair and admire the lights there. It was full of joy, kids running around showing the stuffed toy they wanted, teenagers and young couples waiting in line to do the crazy rollercoaster that Daniel and you both were terrified of doing.

You did play a bit, catching some stuff, making memories on your own while still having Daniel close to your heart, a huge teddy bear in your hand to replace the missing hand of your boyfriend.

You end up in front of the little open shop that was selling treats and someone recognizes you and comes to you, putting you aside from the crowd. You didn’t understand what was happening and it was too loud to get what the nice lady was saying to you but what you got was that Daniel that sneaky bean came a week ago, asking for this lady to prepare a little something for you with a letter. She gives you that letter with the same candy floss you ate on that day.

“You are a very lucky woman to have a man like yours young lady, very lucky”

You were flustered from her words, she could have seens your cheeks getting pinker if they weren’t hiding in your scarff.

You eat your treat as you get out of the fest, waiting to be back at your car to open that letter.

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“Baby, this was the last piece of the puzzle, from now on you must be on your way home. I remembered every bit of that day, every wave of electricity that traveled under my skin by seeing your smile and feeling your hands.

That moment when we finally arrived in front of your hotel door, incapable of letting each other go, I didn't notice I went with you there. How stressed I was, knowing that you would leave soon and that if I wasn’t making a move I would regret it for the rest of my life.

Your eyes closing when I approach your face to kiss you, giggling and slapping myself internally. The way when our lips touched it was like a new world opening in front of my eyes. How once I kissed you I knew I would follow you around all my life and wouldn’t be able to live without you.

There is no hotel room anymore but our home, and I am not here to make the perfect first date replica, so I tried my best to do something for you.

You will see once you get home, I love you so much.”

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What did he prepare again, you couldn’t believe this man, you didn’t deserve this much attention, you didn’t need much you just needed him …

You were home, pulling the car in the garage before going to the front door. The surprise you get when opening the door was immense. Red roses petals everywhere, candles as well, balloons on the ceiling with pictures of you two hanging on the strings. A beautiful flower cake on the table with candles ready to be blown out. Someone came in while you were away … Your phone buzzed once again.

“I had to find a way to keep you outside of our home for someone to prepare everything, I know you’re home … enjoy every bits of it my love ps : There is a bubble bath waiting for you with a glasses of wine, I thought it would be the nice touch after walking in the cold all day”

This man had a plan, from A to Z and if you hadn’t realised how much of a perfect boyfriend he was then you needed to clean your eyes. One day you will join him down the hotel, ready to say yes and another day you will be hands in hands in a delivery room to welcome your kids together. You were sure this man was the man of your life, the one true love that movies and books get inspired by.

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Later that night :

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You were full of cakes, clean with a nice rose scent on your skin, it was late and you calculated the time difference from where you were and where he was. It was 4am here and you were sure he was about to go to bed.

His picture appearing on your phone indicating he was calling you was proof of it.

You jump on the phone, getting the call at the first ring.

“I knew you wouldn’t be asleep”

“How can I be asleep after you did all of this for me today ?”

He sounded tired, but happiness was somehow noticeable in his voice, he was proud of his sneaky plan.

“I hope you liked it and that you spend a good day despite me not being here”

“I did even if I wish you could be next to be in our bed right now … I need you”

You whispered that last part, not in a shameful way, more in an innocent one. This whole treasure hunt makes you need him more, remembering the burning desire you had in you on that first date. Wishing you would have let the desire decide for you, would it have changed anything ? No but you would have tasted what it was to be properly taken care of sooner.

You discovered a new way to love and to have fun with Daniel, finding out a new side of you that you thought were only for others. You liked the dirty, the filthy the obsession, the dominance and more than anything you like sex with him.

Daniel had made you feel like a woman, a strong and beautiful one, learning about your body, about your needs and what you liked. He changes you forever just by the power of his touch.

“Do you want to have a little fun ?”

You could see his smirk behind not visibly being able to see him. It was for the best you were facetiming, only hearing his deep tired voice was adding more spice to what was about to come. You know what he was meaning by little fun, you had done it before. You moaned a quick yes, already excited from his command.

“You know I am not here so I need to hear you tell me what you want and express how you feel alright love?”

“Yes … “

“Yes who ?”

“Yes … Sir !”

You were already shivering by the passion, you knew you had no right to do anything without him asking you to. No undressing, no touching yourself and you wouldn’t even dare letting your thoughts tell your hand to open that drawer to take toys… It was forbidden.

“Good girl, did you know that picture of you in my hoodie had some effect on me ? I thought of it all day, having to control myself not to lock myself in a bathroom to take care of it.”

“ No sir I didn’t know I am sorry”

You were trying not to giggle but one escaped your lips by accident.

“Yeah I know it’s funny, but would you be laughing if I was here with you ?”

“ No sir”

“Did you touch yourself in the bath”

Of course you did, but should you admit it to him, frustrating him even more ?

“Yes I did”

You hear the breathing against the speaker but you couldn’t point out what he was thinking or doing.

“What are you wearing”

“Only the tshirt you let on the chair in our bedroom”

The breath was replaced by a growl, the sound of his rubbing sheet showing a true discomfort on his side of the phone, trying to find a position where his bulge wouldn’t bother him much.

Imagine him alone in white sheet, one hand on the phone, the other one touching himself, you couldn’t help but to have your own hand going under that shirt.

“You better not have your hand between your legs love, I need you to have a little more build-up before it, what do you feel”

Arghhh you like the game you truly do but you needed it, it was already pretty build-up for you.

“Well if I may sir, please let me be a bad girl, talk back to you … i fucking need you Daniel, don’t let me wait too long.”

He liked having you submissive. There were no negatives in that, but when you break character and when you let the lion inside of you, tell what you want, affirm yourself and carry your desire, that’s when Daniel loves you the most. He loved every part of it, from your eyes shifting darker, your hands holding a strong grip on you, you taking full control of the situation, and to be honest no matter how much he sounded obscene, he liked turning into your toy. His pleasure and yours becoming one.

“You may, tell me more, you know where is my hand right now, I know you do”

“You better think of me while touching yourself. Imagine how I am right now, sitting on your laps, riding your thighs as your hands are going under my shirt to remove it”

As you were describing what you wanted, you proceed to execute some of the commands. Releasing your breast from the shirt, removing it slowly, your stomach giving you butterflies as you close your eyes and imagine his hands on you. The human brain was a wonderful and intelligent thing, puting the memory back in your hands, making you feel the warmth and the caress of his touch on you like it was real.

“Continue”

He was already so out of breath, you were biting your lips not caring if they will leave a mark afterward.

“You know that at some point I wish your fingers would brush me, teasing me the way you do, taking your time to make me wet. My fingers can never replace yours.”

You were playing with your clit, taking the wetness and lubricating the whole area.

“Tell me how dirty you like me, how you love me when I am wild and screaming in the room no caring about who could hear us, introducing one by one your finger to stretch me, preparing me for your dick.”

You were both touching yourself, whining and winging your way, slowly building your respective orgasm.

“Fuck you turn the game baby, that’s not fair, I had the upper hands !”

He takes his time to say this sentence, panting zand catching his breath at every word, accentuating them all.

“You can’t be the most romantic boyfriend and expect me not to be so turned on by your gesture, wanting you even more than when you are here next to me. Do you know how much I had to resist not to open the drawer and take the biggest one to pleasure myself. That was my plan for the day, fucking myself with them all imagining it was you .. all day Daniel ! “

The buzzing sound of the sextoy you just took was joining your moaning mess. You had to drop the phone and put Daniel on speaker. The only sound that was coming was his growling and wincing sound as he was jerking himself off. You know he couldn’t do small talk when he was about to come so you continue, knowing damn well he was listening to you.

“ I hate that toy, I prefer you, you know that. Sir … imagine me begging for you to go deeper and deeper, pounding in me, my wetness all over you as you slam back in me, feel my nail digging in your skin baby because I am so close to cum”

“Cum … for … me “

Sluttering, flustered, you both were close and his deep words tearing every word like he was begging you to help him. Only your two voices being the only way you two could feel each other's presence. You push the toy deeper one last time, cuming around it and screaming his name.

As you were catching your breath after the exalting orgasm you just experienced you hear him whispering yours, jerking himself, taking every bit of sperm out of his tips, covering the sheets from his semence.

“Fuckkkkk, how am I going to explain that I need to change them now”

Your lungs were trying to get filled with air when you let a tired laugh out.

“Well I guess it is happy birthday to me after all”

MASTERLIST

[rottenbutrecovering]

My boyfriend is going to Florida tomorrow to skateboard , smoke and drink for a week straight. Which upsets me greatly. He's my fp and I see him everyday and if I don't I get into a severe depression Bc he's the only thing I have that makes me happy. I need him. And he's missing my 18th birthday on Monday. And my birthday party on the 22nd. And he won't be able to call me or anything Bc his friends tease him for having a girlfriend and would be too obnoxious in the background and I'm super (pt1)

(Pt2) upset about it and he doesn't think something wrong with it. He thinks I'm in the wrong for being upset and idk what to do Bc he's upset about it too but we've been together for like 6.5 months and he knew my birthday was April 17th and he didn't even care to say he'd go like. That's inconsiderate right. I'm not just making that up right? I don't know what I'm gonna do while he's gone he won't text me while he skates and won't call and I know it. So I'm just. A puddle of tears and sadness

Those sound like really shitty friends on his part and tbh he should find time to call you, even if he friends make fun of him a bit. You definitely have a right to be upset that he’s refusing to call you (esp on your bday) cause his friends are sucky, he should at least put the effort in to contact you then. You’re not making that up at all! Do you have others you can spend time with? being alone won’t be good for you during this time, Donnie